"Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "the Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status." 'Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year.' "You're right! We're getting screwed! There must be something I can do about this... Wait... Yes.. I think I know just the thing..." ........ 'Uh, sir? You have to tell me what your plan is, or- or nothing will happen.' "Oh, yes! Of course! The plan!" (S9 E13 - 'The Jo

'Doo doo doo, doo doo, dee. Smithers, wait your turn. There's plenty of hot water for all.' "Sir.. you weren't shot! It was all a dream." 'That's right. The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit. Now, let's burn rubber, baby!' (S7 E1 - 'Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

"The police already have a suspect: it's Mr. Smithers." 'Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse.' "We don't have an outhouse..." 'My toolshed! Oh Dad..!' (S7 E1 - 'Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

Carl: Hey, where's Homer? How'd he get out of this? Homer: Hey, everybody! Up here! Mr. Smithers: Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work. Homer: Right away, Mr. Smithers. I'll just walk across these slippery rock- Carl: Oh, no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh, good. He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh, no! The branch broke off. Lenny: Oh, good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks. Carl: Oh, no. Them rocks broke his arms and legs! Lenny: Oh, good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to