Monkey Fends Off Hyena With a Blender in Bizarre Tree Standoff! High in a sturdy tree, a small monkey clutched an empty smoothie blender base—an abandoned human object now serving as an improvised weapon. Below, a spotted hyena prowled, eyes fixed, muscles coiled with hunger. With a sudden burst, the hyena leapt partway up the trunk, claws scraping bark, just short of the branch where the monkey perched. The monkey’s heart raced, but it didn’t hesitate. Raising the blender, it slammed it against